* Please note this fictional story is still considered by me to be a work in progress.
Add 5 toe nailes to one cup of boiling mud broth then add 5 rotten smelly fungus plants and 7 cups of pigs blood. Stir it for 15 minutes then let it simmer in your cauldron. You will know it's done when the stench of the soup fills the air. Your fellow monsters will automatically come as the smell travels up towards their caves. As they come towards the cauldron of monster soup give them a bucket and a laddle so that they can feed themselves as you sit back gulping down some of your monster soup watching their facial expressions as they eat their very first huge home made monster meal and enjoy being in the moment with your monster friends.