Altered version of Frosty The Snow Man
Frosty the snowman, was a careless heart less soul,
with a million dollar cigar, and a carrot nose, and 2 eyes made of coal.
Frosty the snowman was alive as he can be…
Yet no one knew he was alive today when the dogs went out to pee.
Altered version of Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow,
In an ugly broken sleigh,
Over the field we go,
Crying all the way,
We have no presents to give,
On this terrible Christmas day,
We phoned the premier up,
And asked for better pay.
